Gentlemen, your lady meets you for a coffee date and she is depressed.
You naturally ask what the matter is.
She reveals that she has just accidentally sent money via M-PESA to the wrong person. You panic for her and ask her the amount. 10,000 KES, she responds. “Did you
call Safaricom?” you ask, frantic. She says she did and they began retracing
the transaction but then her phone ran out of charge in the process. You
unbutton you shirt and reveal the red S on your chest. What’s the S stand for?
Where you come from, it means Hope. You hastily grab your phone
while mining the details of the mobile-money transaction through short
questions to your lady. The man has motivation to multi-task. You call
Safaricom and explain to Customer Care that there is a lady in distress.
Safaricom walks with you through the steps and in no time they complete the
process that she had begun before her phone lost power. They retrieve the lost money
before the wrong recipient withdraws an early Christmas. Safaricom assures you
that the money has been reversed. You know that this one has scored you 10,000
bonga points in the relationship. You turn to the rescued damsel. She is
relieved and whispers a prayer under her breath but that frown is not yet
upside down. You go on into the date but she is still talking about how she felt
bad for sending the money to the wrong person. Alas! You wonder. Did she not
hear you when you announced that the money had been reversed? Was the day not
saved? Was the dragon not slain? Was the prince not charming? You ponder in
your heart and you conclude that the aforementioned questions all score an
affirmative YES. Then whatever’s the issue? The perfect date is being ruined by
a brooding girlfriend- who has no reason to brood, you think to yourself. You
make a conclusion- the Princess is spoilt and ungrateful. “Why do ladies act
like this?” you question your male brain. Yet the logically wired grey matter
produces the proverbial ERROR #404: ANSWER NOT FOUND.
Ladies, you meet your man for coffee. By the look on his face
you know that something is wrong. You ask him about it. The answer makes you
scream (at least in your head). “Nothing,” he says flatly. You know it’s not
“nothing” that’s on his mind. His face is as serious as Ebola yet he denies the
fact. You prod and prod and prod and prod until he gives in. He confesses: “We made a big loss in the
business today. I will have to make up for that lost cash.” You feel bad for
his loss. “How much?” you ask. He mentions a fat number. “Oh goodness, that is
a lot of money,” you continue. You decide to talk with him about it. It will
make him feel better, you reckon. “How did that happen?” He explains the
technical details. You want the emotional details so you interrupt his train of
thought and inquire, “Did you trust George?” No answer. “I told you George was
bad company. I think you should stop working with him. I don’t trust him as a
business partner. Maybe you should try getting a job before you recover. This
is the third business loss you’ve faced, right? How can you raise that money in
such a short time?” And as you speak, you notice that his silence is very loud.
His face is breaking at the seams. He says to forget the issue but you don’t
see how ignoring talking about it will help. He grows livid and it becomes one
of the worst dates you’ve ever had as a couple. You conclude that your man is a
big baby. “Why do men act like this?” Yet the
emotionally processing female brain, in an effort to find the problem with your
man, begins a journey like in The Lord of The Rings- never ending, depressing,
confusing and with lots and lots of sleepless nights worried about one man
carrying the ring-- to propose of course ;-)
Do these situations sound familiar in your relationships? If
they do, you’re not alone. Turi and I have been there so many times- especially
when we were dating. I wished I knew then what I know now. It would make our
dating life more romantic, less argumentative and godlier. I hope for anyone
dating out there, these principles may be applied for your own sake. After
reading a few books this year on fears that men and women have and after
studying myself, my wife and several of our couple friends, I came to learn
that many conflicts between men and women are based on these two truths:
Women generally fear disconnection from relationships.
Men generally fear being controlled and looking like
Just let that sink in first. Does it make sense?
Women generally fear disconnection from relationships.
Men generally fear being controlled and looking like
In the first situation, the ladies reading it must have
thought, “How can that man not see that his woman needed a hug and to talk
about how bogged down she felt after that harrowing experience?” The men on the
other hand may be thinking, “How can that woman be so ungrateful after her man
saved the situation?” It’s like men see the world through blue sunglasses and
ladies through pink ones. The lady in the first scenario, like every other woman,
has a key innate need that she craves to be met. That need is an emotional connection
in relationships. She wants the money back, alright. She made a mistake and
sent it to the wrong person and she knows it. However, she just doesn’t want
the money back. She wants someone to understand how she feels. She wants an
emotional connection, especially with a man- her man. So despite Superman
saving the day, all the logical solutions do not comfort a heart that craves
connection. And if you don’t grasp that, guys, your coffee dates will be
Kryptonite. She wants to talk about how her heart dropped and how she felt
helpless when the money account read a different name. She wants her man to say
that it’s okay and that he feels so sorry for her. She wants him to stand with
her emotionally and even offload her feelings on the phone that lost charge. No,
it’s not self-pity; it’s self-care. But the man offers none of this yet the man
meant no harm. He did what he knew best.
In the second situation, the men reading it must have
thought, “What a disrespectful woman!” She is just talking without an idea what
her words are doing to that poor guy.” The women are probably thinking, “But he
needs to talk about it in detail; he will feel better.” And talking is a good
thing; I don’t advocate for keeping mum with 21 problems in your head. However,
with men, it’s “how to talk about it” that’s more important rather than just plain
“talk about it.” Like the man in the second scenario, all men have innate
needs. They are the need to succeed and the need to be free to make decisions. So
when his girlfriend/wife mentions how George is a bad business partner, the man
hears her say that "YOU FAILED in choosing the right business partner. When she
asks whether this is the third business to fail for him, he hears that she is
controlling his wrongly directed life- he feels like a failure. When she
“suggests” that he takes a job instead, he feels controlled and belittled. Dr.
Gary Smalley likes to say, “His fear buttons have been pushed.” He fears being
controlled and looking like a failure. So when these fear buttons are pressed,
he gets hurt, frustrated and angry at the one pressing them- his woman. Yet his
woman meant no harm. She merely wanted him to feel better after talking about
it. She did what she knew best.
Men and women respond to crises how they know best and at
times they push these fear buttons.
Women generally have a fear button of disconnection from
Men generally have a fear button of being controlled and
looking like failures.
Since women have an innate need for relationship connection,
they generally offer it to men who are in distress. Unknowingly, in doing so
they may press the fear buttons of the men by talking about issues that may be
sensitive to a man’s pride. Women have fear buttons too. When in crisis, men
will run to them with logical offerings and the women will feel them to be cold
or emotionally distant from their distress. When I learned this, I began to
apply it and I realized that I had pushed Turi’s fear buttons so many times
while we were dating. She had done so to me too. We would get hurt and have a
few terrible tiffs. However, once we learned this major difference between us,
we realized that we need to change the rules of the game. And even with this
knowledge, you are still bound to push your partners fear buttons because you
are a human being who makes mistakes. The following are a few things with men
and women that people in relationships should consider:
Women can go around men’s fear buttons through recognition
Addressing a concern that is spearheaded with recognition of
a man’s efforts will be a wise move for any woman in a relationship. When his
business is down and you honestly feel that George was a bad partner, consider
starting it like this: “Dear, I know you worked so hard to set up that business
and I want you to know I am proud of you. You are a successful man and I have
always admired you. I am glad to have you in my life. However, I don’t want to
see you hurt, dear. I strongly feel that George may have been a bad business
partner. You are made for more but he could be pulling you down.” There is a
lot of magic in that response. That magic makes him talk- and talk tenderly.
Men can go around women’s fear buttons by practising
A man can analyse a problem and see the 42 holes that are
sinking the ship. While it is wise to clog the holes and prevent a shipwreck,
it is wiser to have a working relationship after the day has been saved. You
don’t want your lady to abandon ship even when it is saved just because she can’t
be in the boat with a callous man. Emotional intelligence works like the IQ-
the more you study it, the better it gets. For every emotionally distressing situation
your lady goes through, offer comfort. Solutions are good. However, at times
the milk is spilt and can’t be recollected. In times like that when there is
nothing logical to apply, apply your heart. Turi was applying for a certain job
last year online. In the application, she failed to attach a certain document
that was crucial for the interview. The online survey sealed her registration and
there was no going back. She wanted to cry. There was nothing she could do.
When she told me about it, I was upset at how she skipped such a huge step. I
wanted to ask her if she had called the organization and explained the
situation. However, emotional intelligence demanded this was not time to ask that;
she needed a hug. We can train ourselves to be sensitive to people’s emotions.
If you are born again, The Holy Spirit gives you lots of wisdom on this. And so
a hug I gave her. I told her it was okay. The logical response is not always
the right response for a woman. And I just held her in my arms until she
smiled. And when she was relaxed, she came up with the idea of following up
with the organization on her own.
How you say something matters more than what you say
This applies to both men and women. At times we say the right
thing but in the wrong way. And when we hurt our partner we justify it lazily
and sheepishly by saying, “But it’s the truth.” Stating the facts without grace
and wisdom might as well be kept to yourself. Your partner may get angry, not
because you said to them the truth, but because you were callous in your delivery. I feel the need to say this: If you intend to hurt your partner with
your words, it will show. You may choose the kindest of words, but it will seep
through your tone. You may act out your tone but it will seep through your facial
expression. You can act out your facial expression but it will seep out through
your words. Back to square one. However if you chose to communicate to your
spouse without hurting them, the effort will be noticed.
And you may say: Ernest, it’s a tad too late for us. We’re a
couple and we have pressed each other’s buttons over and over and I don’t know
how to fix it. Read on.
The magic game changer is a genuine apology.
Apologise- genuinely. When you offend, Beloved, apologise. A complete apology
starts with “I’m” and ends with “sorry.” Countering words or phrases to explain
ourselves do not cement the apology, they only water it down. To say “I’m sorry
but...” is to say I apologise with my lips but I am not since with my heart.
Often the words that follow BUT are justifications for our well-meant words or
actions. However, an apology isn’t a determiner of who is right or wrong. An
apology demarcates who is hurt and who did the hurting. We apologise to restore
relationships not to prove a point. A complete apology starts with “I’m” and
ends with “sorry.”And when a
genuine apology is rendered, forgiveness must follow. Forgiveness that has to
be earned is not forgiveness at all. The bonafide signature of forgiveness is
unmerited pardon. Forgiveness cannot be earned by begging sympathetic cries of
the offender, appeasing gifts or placating pleas to consider letting the hurt
go. Why? Because forgiveness may be free but it is priceless. Forgiveness that
has to be gained is unforgiveness at best. It has its roots in the soil of
pride and is enriched in the manure of hurt. The trick isn't necessarily to
swallow one's pride but rather to vomit it out and have it out of your system.
Forgive without conditions.
Study your partner and their past responses to your words and
behaviour. Who knows? Romance may be one button away!